I'm a mahout on an elephant being pushed up the stairs. I'm alone with a cricket bat in a china shop except for the timid bull sitting in the corner. I'm bashing my head against a pillow while leaning on a brick wall. I'm pulling teeth from a baby and ripping hair from a bald man. I'm juggling 2 knives, an angry cat and an anvil Wile E Coyote style while singing Click Go the Shears.
In short, I am going batty and this weekend can't come fast enough.